A few years ago I worked in Istanbul for a few weeks, but as it was work I was disappointed not get to get a real tour of the city, so a Justyou trip would enable me to appreciate what is a interesting and colourful city. I did however get to visit the Grand Bazaar and these were my thoughts at the time:-
The Grand Bazaar in Istanbul town,
Is the jewel in the city’s crown.
A covered market, it is quite a sight.
The truly original Turkish delight.
Its a labyrinth of exotic stall after stall.
A 15th century version of a shopping Mall.
Selling Gold, silver, trinkets, and much more,
All sold by a calling turk at each open door
“Eh, inglish mister you look nice,
Let’s haggle I give you best price
This here, is worth a thousand lira
To you 20, if you come a near-a.
Quick look, see how well its made,
Sorry no refund, after you’ve paid.
Look at the colour, look at the sheen.
Please, not to worry of where it has been
Come even closer young English Squire,
See artefacts from the Otterman Empire.
These here are old and genuine gold bands,
Don’t touch, the colour will come off in your hands.
So inglish mister before you end your day,
buy this Turkish carpet and fly away.
Back to England, many miles, very far
and remember our Bazaar is very bizarre.”